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Thread #84986   Message #1611740
Posted By: Peace
22-Nov-05 - 10:50 PM
Thread Name: BS: Fourth Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Fourth Joke Thread for 2005
1)Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2)hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3)wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4)thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5)finishes given assignments on time. Often, Bob takes extended
6)measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7)breaks. Bob is an individual who has absolutely no
8)vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9)knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10)classified as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be
11)dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12)promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13)executed as soon as possible.
Regards,
Project Leader



KEEP READING...



Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the

Project Leader:

Sorry, but that idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines for my assessment.

Regards,

Project Leader