:This report is outrageous if true..."
"Breathe a word and you're in the slammer..."

...kinda makes it sound true, doesn't it?

These guys are such amateurs. They can't tell a lie worth a damn, and they can't rebut the truth very well. How did they get into politics? It's not like they are innately truthful, no -- they're pathological liars. They just aren't any GOOD at it!!

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