To answer Lighter's question: No, I didn't write those verses myself. I heard them at least 30 years ago, along with many other verses. But I did reconstruct them from memory, so maybe there is a touch of me in them. And to answer Bob Coltman: The verses I once heard Oscar Brand do at a party on Long Island were very clever as well as raunchy, with witty use of words. However, I cannot recall them. Sorry.