Tony Capstick, looking very meaningfully at a chattering fool in the audience said very meditatively, just think about that.....they can put a man on the moon......

Nick Fenwick (Geordie teacher in Brum who I think was at one time with Mad Jocks) was a great one with repartee. Wonderfully aggressive style....anybody remember his stuff?

A Derek Brimstone one - Oi! you can't talk in a folk club.... Sorry,it's simply not allowed...I mean, it's desecrating the aura of awe and silence in a sepulchre of culture .....why, it's like farting in church.