Maybe they'd accept this one by Harry Nilsson

Youre breakin my heart
Youre tearing it apart so fuck you

All I want to do is have a good time now Im blue
You wont boogaloo,
Run down to Tramps, have a dance or two, ooohhh
Youre breakin my heart,
Youre tearing it apart but fuck you

Youre breakin my heart
Youre tearing it apart, boo-hoo

You stepped on my ass
Youre breakin my glasses too
You wont drive my car, might be a star
Ive had enough of you
Im goin insane
Theres no one to blame so fuck you