Well, I had my DNA tested by the National Geographic Genographic Project .. and 40,000 years ago I was from Arabia, by way of Ethiopia/ Somalia ...

Although most recently, I was wafted here from Paradise, aka Paradise Garten sub-district of the Rhine-Moselle, Hunsruck region, of Germany with a diversion through Northern Italy

And I'm going there on Monday for my first ever visit to the ol' Heimat :0)