I thought that song was called "Me ears are alight" something to do with spontaneous combustion of dreadlocks........
But I am at present perfecting my own idea for gettin rich.


Wait for it........



Its...................    Self Adhesive Body Jewellery!
I got this idea of having stick-on gold coins to be placed around the female genitalia.
This has three distinct advantages.
1. No piercing necessary.
2. It provides a sign post to backward males.
3. Ideal for men who have always wished to come into money!