"[Peace and Bobad - If I was as squeamish as you two, I wouldn't be eating eggs at all.]"

Squeamish? Gawd, topsie, I sucks 'em straight out the hen's arse. Eat 'em shells and all. Bobad isn't quite as cultured as me. He just eats the whole damn hen. Looks funny with all those feathers stickin' out his mouth, but he's eastern Canadian and we expect that from them. Out west here, we got class.