"Self Adhesive Body Jewellery!
I got this idea of having stick-on gold coins to be placed around the female genitalia.
This has three distinct advantages.
1. No piercing necessary.
2. It provides a sign post to backward males.
3. Ideal for men who have always wished to come into money!"

Better give this more thought, Dead Horse.

If the men are backward . . . well, it's gotta be one hell of a wang with one helluva turn in it--108 degrees by my reconin'.