Hello everyone,

Last night I ran across a 78 with no just a plain white label and nothing to identify it. See image here.    Here is a recording: RECORDING (400KB).    I have transcribed the song below.

Can you help me identify the bawdy song?

Any help with the tune is also appreciated.

Sincerely,

John Mehlberg
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My website: www.immortalia.com
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      RECORDING (400KB)

I met a fair maiden in Frisco
Her eyes were heavenly blue
She said she had promised her mother
No man at the lift[?] she would screw

Now I don't deny I like cherries
So after this maiden I went
Next morning she still was a virgin
And two million dollars was spend

All night she'd resisted my offerin'
A tool that was as hard as a brick
Kept saying, "My darling I sorry
But I'm so afraid of your prick."

She promised to meet me next evening
Downtown at the Blue Bonnett Inn
What more could I ask from a virgin
A chance I could try it again.

Next evening from work I played hookie
I swore that I'd make her that night
My mind on maidenhead nookie
Rolled up beneath hair so tight

To my great surprise she was willin'
I mounted her like a wild boar
My nine inches fit but no bottom
She asked me to give her some more

So boys if good nookie you're huntin'
Better stick to a gal you have known
If you don't have a prick like a jackass
Better leave little cherries alone
Better leave little cherries alone