I first heard this on Flo & Eddie's 1975 album "Illegal, Immoral and Fattening". They call it "The Tibetan Memory Trick", and the label credits Lewis-Moore as authors.

Flo & Eddie are, of course, Mark Volman and Howard Kaylan, erstwhile lead singers for The Turtles (celestial harmonies), then for Zappa's Mothers of Invention, appearing in the "200 Motels" film. Their inimitable shtick appears on the Mothers' "Just another Band from LA" and "Live at Fillmore" albums, but their own "Illegal, Immoral etc" takes the cake. They goof on Elton, Joni, the Stones, George Harrison, and more.

"The pop star massage unit. It's a dildo is what it is. It starts out like a regular dildo, but the top, ladies and gentlemen... the top clips on with the size and proportions of the pop star of your choice!
And we have `em in all sizes, shapes and colors, from the little white emaciated shrivelled-up John Denver model..."

"How do you know?"

"How do you know?"


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Cheers,
Michael