One more-- LOL-- DH have a router? Gosh, here's a cottage industry-- I'll take two myself: Make up signs for driveways, "Marshall Family Rottweilers" (or Dobermans or whatever), with "Beware of Dog" in cute script beneath. Then aim a loudspeaker out the best window and run a tape all day of intermitten dog barking/growling/human screaming. Next time you post the perimeter, add a few Beware of Dog posters, too.
Hm. ;~) Your problem is that you have Buck Day confused with Buck Day~~ when it is much better observed as a scary Halloween! :~)