Well, chop him off at the knees and call him tripod.... or Jake the Peg.

This is a true story. A workmate of mine went in for a new hip. He woke up with a new elbow, and a good case for a claim for medical negligence. He claimed for the rest of his life that the medical profession couldn't tell it's arse from it's elbow.

Well, his, anyway.



Good wishes to you, John.