if you want your e-mail read by the spooks, just include these trigger words, the software will do the rest,

OSAMA BIN LADEN
MUSLIM FATWA
KILL BLAIR/BUSH
THE FBI/CIA/GCHQ MUST NOT READ THIS
TOP SECRET NUCLEAR PLANS
WMD
ALL POLITICIANS ARE CRAZY JUMPED-UP LITTLE S..


(sorry, have to go, some guy in black toting a machine carbine has just jumped through my window.........)

PS. it works with cell phones too!