In college in the 1980's, our older alumni taught us a song that went thus:

Annie Boelyn had no panties to wear
So she bought her a sheepskin to make her a pair
With the shiny side out and the wooly side in,
They'll keep me quite warm, said Annie Boelyn.

Well they itched and they scratched and they made Annie sore
Said Annie: "By George, I'll wear them no more!"
With the shiny side out and the wooly side in,
"I'd rather go bare!" said Annie Boelyn.

Always wondered what the origin of that was. In the 1940's and 1950's, I'm sure it was considered quite bawdy.

Leslie