Sung by a male member (tic)

Tinkle, tinkle, in my hand
Watch it all go down the can
Rinse those germs off with the soap
Shake it off just like a dope
Tinkle, tinkle, in my hand
Down go germs off "little man".

And, by a female (tic)

Tinkle, tinkle, here I sit
I'm as happy as a git
Done my business, number one
Wash my hands and have some fun
Tinkle, tinkle, here I sit
Germs go bye-bye bit by bit!