Methinks I sight a new musical sport: Morris Fencing! You dress up in funny costumes with little porkpie hats and streamers and slash at each other with smallswords, bastard swords, falchions, scimitars, halberds, double-bit axes, dirks, claymores, bayonets, tomahawks, and other edged things, all to the music of an accordion and bodhran playing traditional Morris Fencing music (like "Fightin' In The Streets" and "A Boy Named Sue").