"I still love you. It's just that I think we need more 'space' in our relationship. I need a new challenge. Maybe I'll take an art class or something."

"Guess who I ran into at the art class?"

"Why don't you go ahead and go to the concert by yourself. I'm sure you'll enjoy it without me. You'll probably see some friends there. I just remembered I have this art gallery opening I need to go to. No, I can't remember the artist's name. It's something the teacher recommended. I'll see you afterwards."

"I'm sorry, honey, it's just that a few of us went out for drinks after the gallery opening and I sort of lost track of the time."

"I SAID I WAS SORRY. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?"

"I don't know. I liked it, so I bought it." (After a while, you notice that you have two of everything. Two cars, two desks, two beds… Then suddenly you have one of everything again.)