where do I start....?

-it was in the year of '81 when it happened, 'cos then a pound of apples was only half-a-crown, and they tasted much better., and pounds were heavier than kilos.... these new french ones jus' ain't the same.....but things were simpler then , only 240 pennies in an old pound, no mobile phones you can loose in the fluff in your belly-button, no, than they were majestic affairs like small suitcases and people used to respect you because of it...I remember...