Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Fill yer boots!'
I heard of another hall in the south of England where the performers toilets were so near the stage that the sound of flushing could be heard in the auditorium.
Think Shakespeare.... 'I can conjure spirits from the stilly deep!' Whoooosh!!!!
By the way,I was actually at school with a great grandson of Joe Frith, so he, at least, was real.
When does the show go on stage?

Brian Q