(You ain't in the North until you pass Darlington)

Looksthe the clip a thoo, lad (What on earth are you wearing)
Cu'bye (behave)
Give owa man, motha, man. (stop it, Mum)
Give owa howkin aboot (please keep still)
Shaz geet lush (My but she's pretty)
daft as a bottle o' fish