The menu? Roasted archeopteryx, perhaps? With a nice roasted sweet pepper dressing? And some lovely sauteed Amorphophallus titanum for the veggies and vegans in the crowd?

Recites:

If all be true that I do think
There are five reasons why we drink:
Good friends, good wine, or being dry.
Or lest we should be by and by,
Or any other reason why.