It's time I weighed in 'ere and delivered the final fecking words on this subject. WMDs was NOT found in bloody Iraq! Wot was found was a hellish lot o' sand and sandstorms, camels, poor ragged Iraqi sods wifout much to look forward to, a bloody huge lot of oil, some ancient museum fings wot got stolen, and a bloody great opportunity for Tony-fecking-Blair to flex 'is tiny lit'le muscles alongside of 'is surrogate daddy figure George Bush, that's wot!

Now shut the feck up.