I liked the Bringle eaf stuff:-) Knew a girl from just across the way from there (Strawberry Road) and we used to ask her how to bake a cake.

Get some flowoh, some sugoh, some bu'oh...

My personal favourite was from my Grandad - "Ah'll gan thee a punce on't'yed"

Some others not heard by me but reported in a local history book.

"Look at aw them daft buggers - They're all gooin to geron that tram an only half on 'em ull fit"

"Ah'lll sound the bloody whistle at half past twelve wharever time it is"

Cheers

Dave t'gnome