I was driving down the road last week,
When I saw some crisps in a bag.
I was driving my new truck you see,
And thought it would be a wag.
To pick them up and have a chat,
I'd heard that they are good talkers.
But when I offered them a lift,
They said "sorry no, were WALKERS"

Composed by Mike Hill,2/12/05

To the tune of the Lincolnshire Poacher