Well, Mingulay, I regard meself as a bit of an expert on sex appeal. I 'ave spent most of me life perusin' the movie magazines and the British tabloid press, and I am married to a man wot is a rare sexual athlete, given the fact that 'e outweighs most full-grown cattle. That's me Eddie. 'E's a right tiger, 'e is, even though we was briefly exstranged over the parrot controversy. We are now livin' in domestic bliss again. The parrot got bought by some rich toff, and I 'ope it is now dead.