Well! I'm flabbergasted by the response so far. I expected a bunch of bad puns, but what have I got - people actualy writing songs on the hoof, serious discussion of old advert themes and, of course, a bunch of bad puns. Let's see what else you can find?
Is this the way to Salt & Vinegar? Ev'ry night I'll be licking my finger Sweet dreams of Salt & Vinegar And pints of be-er wait for me...