I am not impressed yet. Please, more statistics. And more quotations from Mr Bush, etc. Remember, you could save the world by convincing me that you are right and Bush is either:

1. a great leader of the Free World

or:

2. a threat to the whole world

I may BE the 100th monkey! Convincing me could do it. Come on, Teribus! Come on, you haters of Teribus! I am waiting desperately for the quintessential post that will utterly and absolutely prove once and for all that George Bush is a glorious saviour or a blood-sucking moronic destroyer of all that is decent. I MUST know!

And I require a post of at least 500 well chosen words on that. Within the next, say, five days or so...

Get to it.