No, no you have all got it wrong their is only one god and AW is the one true profit, sorry prophet, profit comes later.

You will be quoting from the wrong books, making icons and all sorts of buildings before someone says, and to quote AW, from here you can see ...........

1. Albert Wainwright (AW to the converted)
2. Wainwright's Guide to the fells
3. Count me in
4. The English Lake District
5. Need I say more?