See if you understand Yorkshire Humour - a test.

Two blokes meeting together every night for twenty odd years. First one called at the second one's house every night at 9.00 pm

"Is Harry ready?" he'd say and the wife would reply "Aye he's on his way".

One night he came along at 9.00 pm and the wife instead of her usual reply said "I am sorry to tell you but he died last night".

"Ehh I am sorry" says the first bloke, "Did he say owt about a tin of paint?"