Cooked up a really great looking fluffy omelette with all the green vegie things to impress the new girlfriend. Problem was that beforehand I had used some industrial strength degreaser that they used to sell in the UK (called Gunk if my memory serves me well).
Problem was that I didn't actually taste it before serving up and I must have had a bit of a head cold also cos it smelled and tasted like that stuff you put in chemical porta potties.
Impressed she was not.