Hey Spaw,

May your bunions be throbbing soon and you are hopping around with the joys of spring again soon. We miss your flatulant ways, it's because of you I admitted to a male pal that I'd never seen a fart lit before, and he obliged... Funniest thing I've ever seen, and the most bizarre thing I've ever had a dinner guest do after the dinner was over. Was better than after dinner mints for finalising the meal, and more spectacular than Blackpool lights on a dark evening.

May you be back online soon and I hope your family get to see you at home for Christmas. Lots of shift your arse thoughts and hurry up and get better.

But seriously, take it easy, recover soon.

Ella who is Sooze really...