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Thread #86845   Message #1621096
Posted By: John MacKenzie
06-Dec-05 - 09:04 AM
Thread Name: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
Olive is an old Hull fishwife, with a cross over pinny and a head scarf covering her be-curlered hair. Her impeded typing is due to the fag hanging out of the corner of her mouth as she taps, well I think it's a fag [UK type fag btw]
She has segs on her fingers from holding her bingo marker pencil so hard, in fact her late husband said he wished she'd held on to him that hard.
She doesn't like cats, in fact she hates their guts.
When dressed in her best floral print, and bright red lipstick, she is a John Prescott groupie, hanging about outside his house waiting to catch a glimpse of her hero. It was in fact due to her that he has such a great uppercut, and could deal with that bloke what hit him with an egg.
Without women like Olive this country wouldn't be where it is today.


PS She is available for bookings!