Martin Gibson, methinks you protest too much. Your obsession with telling everybody how gay you are NOT says a lot about you.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto, and Batman and Robin are comic book, radio, and movie characters. Batman likes girls. Remember Vicky Vale? Except for Batman, who is straight, they don't have a sex life. Bert and Ernie are puppets. I just thought someone should tell you.

By the way, Jerry Falwell tells us that Tinky Winky is gay (personally, I think Jerry Falwell has a problem himself, after all, he was the one that "outed" Bert and Ernie). And unless there is something we don't know about Dipsy, Lala, and Po, he doesn't have a partner. Since he's about your intellectual equal, I just thought you might be interested.

(Now watch him attack me and accuse me of being gay. It's pretty obvious that the whole idea of "gay" really bothers this guy. I wonder why........)