Didn't mean to keep you guessing
Did send a postcard to give you a hint
I really hope I have your blessing
And your eye has a little bit of a glint
If I say to you, but just this once
Eight o's is what it's famous for
Now it's hard; so don't feel a dunce
Maybe I can offer you a little bit more?
Well .. it's south of north and east of west
Depending of course, where you are
There now, I've given it my very best
You have to work out the near or far
As you wait for your Secret Santa present
I just hope its a wonderful surprise
Only a day or two before THE DAY
Is when I've planned for it to arrive.