Yummy, he said to himself, chocolate covered krill!

And he sang!

We're men, we're men in tights.
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're men, we're men in tights,
Always on guard defending the people's rights.

We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. Yeah!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
We're men, we're men in tights (TIGHT tights),
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!

And having another, sang another in an awful Scottish accent:

We're Men!! We're men in KILTS!
(lisping) YES!
And we all know, what's hanging below, it never wilts!
We're Me-en, men in kiiiiiiilts,
If you lift up the plaid, it can be sayed, which way it tilts!
You might think we're just nancys, but we're surly, pissed off and mean!
And if you call it a dress or skirt, then we'll have to stab ya in your spleen!
Yeah! We're MEN! (manly men!) Men in KILTS! (lisping) YES!
Look down below, and then you'll know, how well we're built!
We're me-en, Men in kiiiiiiiilts,
And we can't think of anything else that rhymes with "Ilt!"
You might think that we're pansies, but you have to be brave to dress like this!
If you keep pissing us off, we'll grab yer throat and give ya a Glasgow kiss!

...and continues to repeat the verses at random and off-key until he again fell asleep clutching his piobrach-and-water....