I've had a postcard from my Santa
Filled with lots and lots of banter
But I still can't work out where is home
When I think I've guessed, next time I groan
Cos I never get it right
Altho I try with all my might
I thought it was the USA
When this postcard came the other day
Now a another poem to test my brain
Japan? Croatia no I'm guessing Essex again!!!!

You have me totally perplexed my red and white friend!!!!!