Tom Allbright...you are a simple-minded pillock! You look like the proggeny of a daft Irishman wot mated wif a bowlegged donkey! I know your kind...worthless gutter trash wot tries to act way above their station in life, puttin' on airs and bloody well messin' up every bleedin' fing they touches. I w9uldn't trust you to unscrew a light bulb nor would I trust you wif any female crature under the age of majority. YOu are a public disgrace, and I 'ope your momma takes you over 'er knee and wallops you a good one, you creetinous layabout!