Okay, like,...I think you got the cart behind the horse here, eh?

the real question is: why ain't there televisions on at plays, eh? Ya know? Plays are soooo boring. They ougyhta have so9me of them TV's up liike they do in bars and restaruants so you don't, like, get so flippin' bored while you watch the play. Know what I mean?

I would go to plays if they had Television...and beer. And maybe naked girls. Yeah, for sure. Then I would. Somebody oughta tell the people who put on plays, man. They could, like, have a goin' business and be in the money inst3eada half starvin'!

You'd have ta be an idiot to go for a career doin' plays. Nobody I know goes to see 'em. Never. That speaks fer itself, eh?

- BDiBR