We three spivs of Leamington Spa
Selling chocolate, tuppence a bar
Yankee nylons, ?****? pylons
Following yonder star

Lady of Spain, I adore you
Lift up your skirt, I'll explore you.

Ye canna put yer muck in wor dustbin
Wor dustbin, wor dustbin
Ye canna put yer muck in wor dustbin
Wor dustbin's full
Fish and chips and vinegar
Vinegar, vinegar
Fish and chips and vinegar
Pepper pepper pepper salt.