Mmmmmmmmm roast squirrel.. .very tasty. Comes with its own hazelnut stuffing.....

The Office Party is tomorrow, today everyone else decked the office with swags of tatty tinsel, manky mobiles and putrid yellow paperchains. I grinched in my corner and just put my solitary bauble on the begonia. I'm going out to dinner with a gorgeous young man instead of the office party.... I ain't completely stupid!

So... fill me up Barkeep, got to have a good base on which to lay that Spanish wine! (_)?
LTS