The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #489 Message #1623302
Posted By: GUEST,Ontario Canada
08-Dec-05 - 08:55 PM
Thread Name: the something and the maid
Subject: RE: the something and the maid
Hey, I'd just thought I'd add my version that my mother used to sing to me as a kid
Oh, the farmer and the maiden
They were courtin' mighty fair
Went behind the garden gate
To see what was there
Now the farmer he was bashful
The maiden she was shy
He whispered something in her ear
And this was her reply
You can do it if you wanna
You can do it if you try
But you better not do it like
You did the other night
For if you do
I'm telling you
You're never gonna do it again
I mean the washing
Never gonna do it again
And there was Grandma
Swinging on the outhouse door
Without her nightie on
Lordy, could you ask for more
She asked for Grandad
Grandad shut the outhouse door
They made a million
Coulda made a million more!