'Salright, Shane. I wouldn't date YOU, even though I know that you'd like to date me. Sorry, I'm just not that way. Why, when I was up in Canada last time I even met this chick named, what was it? Dana, I think, or something like that. She was some kind of cop or something, and boy! did she know how to "run hot." Um-HUH! And built like the proverbial brick necessary house, too. She could drink, too, lemme tell ya. But I know you're not interested in that sort of thing, being like you are and all.