Gee, Shane, I kinda think from your response that I'm pegged you pretty close to home, hmmmmmmmmmmm? Well, old buddy, it seems like my wife IS a librarian -- and an attorney. And my girlfriend was this Canadian cop named Dana something-or-other and she even said that she knew some loser hoser who was named Shane, just like you are! Isn't that a coincidence? But it was okay, because she showed me her tattoo. You would really appreciate it if you could have seen it but of course it's usually covered up by her uniform pants, ya know? But of course, you wouldn't be interested in any details. Maybe I could find you some picture of Richard Simmons or Liberace, huh?