Dear Zorro, Uncle Milty, or whatever name you're going by at the moment,

Please don't sit back and gloat that you've played a trick on us. You see, dear whoever, the difference between you and the rest of us is that all you can do with your spare time is think of ways to be spiteful and mean -- whereas the rest of us can take one word and be creative and funny. You lose, we win -- and the more fool you.

-- Áine