Meantime, Alice slinks back through the North door with her precious Baby Fred, Killer of Squirrels and Chipmunks, in tow. "I think he's over here in the bathroom", she hisses. Baby Fred follows, padding lightly and watching curiously for his next prey. "The perfect gift for Mom. I will slip it under the tree carefully killed and bloodless."

Creep, creep, creep...POUNCE!!!!!