Joseph to Mary: All this and you STILL want an announcement in the Jewish Chronicle?

Wise man to Mary: It's supposed to be Frankincense, but I wouldn't be surprised if you find a Tonka toy in there...

There is somewhere a wonderful book by Gray Joliffe - "Christmas already again yet?" which has some very good jokes in... look out for it.

Wise man to innkeeper: Do you know who that IS out there? That's Mr and Mrs Christ and their son the Saviour! And where do you put them? In the goddam stable you klutz! Five martinis on the house is how you say sorry!

LTS