"Debagged in Moscow" by Serge Trousersoff
"Smash and Grab Made Easy" by Eva Brick
"You Won't belive This" by C. Fore-Yerself
"Start Sewing" by Fred de Needle
"Speying and Neutering" by Dr. de Catt
and a specialist publication for A&E/ER/Trauma Ward staff:
"Genital Wounds" by Arthur Bollokoff