Did you hear about the Australian lad who was given a new boomarang for his birthday?

He spent the next 20 years trying to get rid of the old one.






We are in a Southern State, where there has been a drought. A local minister does something about it.
One Sunday, in church, he thus:
"Lord, we is prayin' to you"
Cong. Ohhhh,yes.
We is an agricultural country, as you know.
Cong. Ohhhh,yes.
And we aint seen no rain fer months,Lord.
Cong Ohhhh,yes.
So Lord, we is prayin' to you fer rain.
Cong. Ohhhh,yes.

The congregation disperse.
Monday, still a drought.
Tuesday,still nothing.
Wednesday, it starts to rain.
By Thursday, it's raining hard.
On Friday, it's falling down.
Come Saturday,it's frightening.
The congragation manage to get to church by boat.

The minister speaks.
Lord, we is a poor farming community.
Cong. Ohhhh yes
And we were suffering a drought, so we prayed lass week for rain. And Lord you sent us rain.






But this is RI----------DICULOUS !!!