Following the rumpus and cacophony of the dogs, cats, squirrels and inexplicable lone ferret, Geoff's attention returns to the length of the bar. He watches in long fascination as MMario tackles his latest addition to the menu. It seems as if Phoenix Flambee may have been a slight misjudgement, as every time he gets it burning nicely there is a sudden flare-up followed by a pile of ashes containing a single large red, blue and green specked egg.
Perhaps it might be better to just boil the egg and have done with it?
Ah!
Such is life...